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    Captain Jerk. The way beef jerky should be

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    Our Beginning

    Captain John, aka Captain Jerk, has been a Tugboat Captain for going on 30 years, and up until recently he hasn't been able to eat an entire bag of Jerky. That all changed one day when he and his beautiful wife and 1st Mate, Jules decided to take the matter into their own hands. 

    Our Passion

    Jules and John know something about meat. They've been eating it steady for several decades and during that time, have come to the rather disturbing conclusion that most commercially avaliable jerky is a bit hard to conclusively identify as beef. That's in the past. Today we'd like to introduce you to our alternative. 100% hand cut identifiable beef steak jerky. 

    Our Products

    We offer a wide range of specialty foods. Bull***t! No we don't. Just 100% USDA prime, hand trimmed, cut, seasoned, and hardwood smoked beef. We use ZERO artificial colorings, flavorings, additives, or preservatives.

    Menu / Price List

    Small Batch Jerky

    Original Recipe 2oz

    10

    Our Original offering that put The Captain on the Chart

    Spicy 2oz

    10

    Captain Jerk's idea of a proper spicy chunk o' steak

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